March 5, 2016

CANADIAN OFFICIALS TREAT U.S. SENATE CANDIDATE LIKE A CRIMINAL

Washington State, U.S.A. – On a speaking tour to the Northwest States and British Columbia, U.S. Senate Candidate Augustus Invictus was prevented from crossing the Canadian border for no legitimate reason. The candidate’s intention was to attend a scheduled speech in downtown Vancouver at Liberty Square on Friday, but the border agent did not believe him.

“Canadian Border Service then spent 3.5 hours investigating me,” said Invictus. “I was interrogated about my affiliation with neo-Nazis, about the charges of Fascism, and about allegations of racism.” They went so far as to order him to remove his shirt to search for tattoos with neo-Nazi symbols, which they did not find, he said.

“I was a politician traveling to give a speech and yet they treated me like a gang member trying to run guns across the border,” said Invictus. “They said that no good could come of my entry into the country because violence would certainly ensue.” The communists, who had already commenced a vicious protest against Invictus in Portland, Oregon earlier in the week, were the ones threatening violence, he said. “There is no question my expulsion from Canada was due to political reasons.”

Canadian officials did concede that Invictus was not being accused of threatening violence, however his mere presence would cause violence and that was enough to eject him. “So I was prevented from making a speech because communists made threats of violence against me — and that seems to me to be ass backward. Clearly the Canadian government values the right of violent protest for communists more than they value the right of free speech for all.”